Packaging Buzzkill

The below was imprinted on those inflatable bags that come when you order something to cushion the item (in this case from Amazon), it beats those little styrofoam peanuts that go everywhere and have the static cling-ability that could power 50 homes if harnessed. That said, whomever is making these things CLEARLY do not see the potential in it’s other uses. What baby wouldn’t want one as a pillow or toy? And by using a whole string of them like water wings, my my lap time at the pool has improved tremendously. I’m thinking of other great uses, like to prop up my car if it gets a flat, creating that bed in the guest room, and popping them to replicate the sound of large caliber gunfire to wake the neighbors. Warnings be damned, these things are awesome!

So fun, a baby can use it!